i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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