So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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