I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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