Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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