just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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