yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
please don't ironically join a cult
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