MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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