If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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