i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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