We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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