don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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