The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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