This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
operation harelip BJ is a go
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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