so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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