ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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