Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
