so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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