he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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