Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
40s are totally the cure
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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