Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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