He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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