She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
tell me about the eggs
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