he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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