I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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