dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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