I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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