How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
