; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she woke up with a sticky ear
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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