is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
