Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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