He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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