Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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