Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
zippers are such a cool invention
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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