North Korea, Best Korea!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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