the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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