Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize
