If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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