when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just found puke in my bra..
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Alive.
So much puke
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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