If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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