everyone is single if you try hard enough
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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