hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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