it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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