butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
the liver wants what the liver wants
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
