4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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