grandma shit on top of the toilet
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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