Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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