we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
