Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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