i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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