i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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