Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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